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Sara recently performed a small acoustic show in Los Angeles where she made a small ode to MTV’s Jersey Shore

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(vid resp)”FOLK LORE SAYS,IF YOU LET ITT IN,YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO DEAD KIN” 1,2,3,4..til Death we Party long,the bayou&me,4-ITT did bayou so wrong..3ZOMBIE YRS & THURS2.Still.AV.b4dusk reach out4ITT is dawn. And dawn ITT will linger on)Truth talks walks words iTT’s known) beginFOLK LORE SAYS,IF YOU LET ITT IN, YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO DEAD KIN.”ThisTRUE STORYsets deep down in swampy town,fog bayoubogs,ITT’slogged.ParishAvoyelles,Sad Place, ITT’s a State.Dusk to Dawn, ITT come OUT,witchy-waywordwhere-withiewho-willITT-come OUT4U? ITT sure do.But if u a man,u b OK. ITTsways other’s ways.When iTT b dark, those Bad Hours,once were ours,Dusk to Dawn,D2D2(also).From D2D2,u stay home.stay INN wit family.Coz iTT goOUT to find iTTs FEEDS.UR Women that iTT NEEDS,iTTs specialty.ITTs GOOD EATS.Now, this i ROAD down is jus a start.I tail iTT all, b4 we part. But remember to return, i have the sum of all iTT’s parts.Gather round now.Why Levitate.Believe me,u will see,u already BELIEVE my true story,the Lore of the Wedgie LeDGie ZombieBABE, oops,so cute,butZOMBIE BABY,4the record, let usdescribe, jus incase,u b BLIND! I tail ya a lil biTT b4 i go.(but I brb so u know). Here some details u should know.ITT got knotsa Cypress on ITTs knees an strands of moss four hair weaves.ITTs got scary hairy bull dawg balls,slime grime eyes prey down, besides, iTT lies. lay wit dawg itt happn2u.fleas.hides.covets.wives.thief,iTTtakes lives.ITTwears a cover all,four dummy eyes,but we all no iTTs dis-guise. ITT dont like MANny-THINGs, o,no,not at all, told ya iTT likes WOMENs THoNGS, thats iTT. UHaul.oops,i mean u all.The psWillows,o bad word,now cmon,ITT eats ITT.golly yall.Now folks just want ITT2set free all ITT’s lores ITT hung up by ur trees.heteros,b not hung,iTT strung em OUT tho2b SHONE.(Itt knew that you would come along to hear the chimes of ur lost songs. I am serious now,I change my tone. Tonite I write, I have no funny bone.So skipcome byu tour-us part, I not that willy silly smart.I no,ur a bit surprised, but tonite, i havent time to amuse the mime. SO, i end this one little part,I will return,u can bet ur last mark. Let us move along now, my tone aint rite, i got this shiTT tonite. I continue jus to make iTT sound alrite.) SO, let me get my beat along, iTT dont EAT MEAT,so iTT left the men alone.I told u that already,iTTs men-you,iTT not EATS. ITT EATS women as iTTs treats. Oh, cake,ITT likes too hav ITT’S’s cake andEATS iTT too.ITT, like iTTs tooth, EATS sweets.loliluvu2.Now I swore upon that bayou one hot muggy summer night, iTT was foggy an I was froggy(still am),but ITT HATH NO RIGHT! ITT aint right.ITT married a MAN-THING, then iTT took my wife! ITT took all women as iTTs owns.I spose uall all know by now,iTT is a HOMO-say-peon! And thats y I made those vows so long ago,and blest all the lost lores, even the hose.A haunting tale u need2know, specially now that Marksville found the Mother Lode.If I dont make iTT back( I will,iTT scared of me) that dont matter, u watch this VID.ITT has clues an s’more-oops too.An I got more4Vid22. But this Vid, iTT tell ya whatcha need2do,or that Wedgie Lezzie Zombie BABE -oops idid itt again, we know britney already-gonna go byU.If only ITT had kept ITT’s claws on iTTs own DownyDucksBalls,not the female dog,bitch.But, then there’d be nomore Loretowed. (u do know downyduck dont gitt iTTpsWillows,well, not iTT’s; u know the netherlands,iTT b KNOWN. ITTdont doduckydips.i didnt want to 4get that shiTT) Rite now as I rite, the Bad Hours crawlin in “on little cats feet”, that’s fog,Sandburg, other one’s Frost..iTTs gettin dark,an hot up in here,D2D2(also), I must goOUToops I’m not scared. “The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises that I must keep and i WALK MY WOODS IN MY BARE FEET, I NOT SCARED OF NOTHING, CANT YOU SEE.”We jus want our lores back from that creep.And if I see iTT I will SHOUT! I will SHOUT! SHOUT! SHOUT ITT ALL OUT! I think you know what iTTs all about,the Wedgie Lezzie ZombieBABE- i mean BABY,iTT’s been OUT! Now i must go. I need a little nip,my feets b cold.All these nites I run round,I feel achill comin down,not the spine kind,and iTT aint no kind swine iTTnot b my kind tonite i have no time for a rhyme.I jus needed to cut OUT a bit of this and lot of SHOUT. NOW if ITT gets me, no U,go2VIDEO, thats where iTTs at.Plus,I left someMOREoops notes where ITT does dos.Wile I’m gone, please read along, The Lore of the Wedgie LeDGEe Zombie. no,im not done w my true story or videos, dont b too sore at me tho). OH,REMEMBER WHAT, I TOLD U SO. AN DONT FORGET, B4Nite FALLS,the D2Dalso BAD HOURS. LOCK DOORS. MEN, U CAN GO OUT, BUT IF U GOT SOMEem opss BESt west OOPS INN, UNLESS U WANT EM 2B A LORE)HERE some more unfinished shiTT- nevermind itt didnt fit,mayb later, but rite now, im late, i can goOUT cuz I am a Scout, and i must go check on things that make me SHOUT let me out.antdgongoodnewsthursnitesbigcluesstupid move2lateBABYZOMBIE,2LATE.I am one.AlwaysCOUNT ON.

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Ch. 71! Woo-Hoo!
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(Nick’s POV)
No way did Rosie just nail Selena with a handful of mud. I must be dreaming. I rubbed my eyes to try to see more clearly, but the image was the same when I looked again There was Rosie, “apologizing” while Brenna, Joe, and Frankie looked on in complete astonishment.
Mel came back, and she saw the back of Selena marching away furiously.
“What happened?” she asked.
“Your sister just hit Selena’s face with mud when she came over to talk to me.”
Mel’s mouth dropped, before she burst into laughter. “Oh man, I didn’t think Rosie would go THAT far.”
I laughed too. “You two may argue a lot, but she really does love you.”
Mel nodded, a thoughtful smile on her face. “I know.” Then she grinned widely. “But I just know Rosie is LOVING the opportunity to torture Selena. She doesn’t like Disney female stars.”
We sat side by side for a while and swam later. When the sun was low in the sky, the group of us returned to the hotel to get ready for dinner. Mom and Dad were going to stay in their room and order in, but the rest of is were going to have dinner in the magnificent hotel restaurant.
I showered, put on a nice white button down and some skinny jeans (A.N. *swoon*) knocked on Mel and Rosie’s room door to see if they were ready.
“Come in,” Mel called, and I entered to see her in a summer dress with her hair straight. I walked over and hugged her.
“Have I told you how beautiful you look?” I whispered in her ear.
“Hmmm….” she contemplated jokingly. “I can’t remember. Why don’t you refresh my memory?”
“You’re beautiful,” I said sincerely, then took her hand. “Let’s go eat.”
“Wait!” Rosie yelled from the bathroom. She ran out while brushing her hair. “Don’t you two just leave me!”
Eventually, we made our way to the restaurant, where Kevin, Joe, Frankie, Brandi and Brenna were already seated.
“Rosie, I saved you a chair!” Frankie called out the minute we reached the table.
I saw Rosie turn pink slightly before sitting in the chair. Mel smiled and sat in the chair I pulled out for her. Then I took my seat. The waiter brought appetizers that everyone else had already ordered.
“Sorry,” Joe said unapologetically as I glared at him. “We were starving, and you guys were taking forever.”
Brenna spoke up. “I can’t believe we’re here! This place is absolutely amazi-”
She was cut off by a shrill “Hey guys!” Crap.
Selena came over in the SHORTEST skirt I’ve ever seen with a tight tank top. She grabbed a chair, and wedged it in between Mel and I. Mel looked shocked, and I began to protest, but Selena cut me off.
“Mind if I eat with you?” she asked to a table full of glares. “Cool!” she answered, although no one had replied to her.
Suddenly, Rosie started fake coughing and sneezing really hard.
“Um, what’s wrong with her?” Selena asked in disgust.
Rosie stopped coughing and looked up and down at Selena’s inappropriate attire. “Sorry, I’m just allergic to slut.”
Joe snorted in his soup, causing hot liquid to spray across the table. Brandi and Frankie laughed out loud, while the rest of us tried to contain ourselves. Selena’s eyes were slits as she stared at Rosie.
“Listen, I don’t know who you think you are, but just stay OUT of my way!” she said angrily to Rosie. Mel opened her mouth to yell at her, but Rosie spoke up first.
“Are you sure you can even stay IN that shirt of yours?”
Nobody tried to keep from laughing this time. Selena exhaled loudly in frustration, then got up and flounced away from the table.
“Rosie, you can’t keep doing that,” Mel told her sister after Selena had walked away.
Rosie just smiled and shook her head. “No way. This is just TOO much fun.”
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I wish you could talk to people like Rosie does.
RQ#71: What is your favorite color?
I like green. Don’t know why, I just do.
Thanks for reading!

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January 18th 2007
(Haley)

Haley woke up before her alarm at 4:27 AM that Saturday morning. She flipped her pillow over to the cool side, threw her body into different positions on her twin sized still nothing, she just couldn’t get back to sleep. Finally, she got up and went to the kitchen for a glass of warm milk. Even as she eased onto one of the bar stools that lined the counter, she knew this attempt to feel sleepy would fail just as the others did.

Because it wasn’t just insomnia that was preventing from catching a few Zs, there was something nagging at her subconscious, something that she was supposed to remember about that day. Rolling the glass of milk between her hands, she raked her brain for possible things that she may have forgotten.

“well no one’s having a birthday soon…and I already called mom and dad like two days ago so what is it? What am I supposed to remember?” she asked herself “January 18th, January 18th, what’s happening on Janua-
“oh DUH!” she exclaimed, hitting her forehead hard against her palm
Wincing she rubbed her now red forehead “I’m such an idiot. The boys are in town for their concert today. That must be what’s got me all jittery.”

Haley got up and poured the rest of her milk down the drain then made for the bathroom. She still felt a little off though, like something was still missing, but she wrote it off as a bad case of nerves. She grabbed her tooth brush, put some toothpaste onto it, and flipped on the radio resting on the sink.

The last few seconds of a commercial advertising dentures was playing at the time but then the upbeat radio station theme song cut in and a female radio host started to talk.
“Rise and shine London,” the perky host said “it’s another gorgeous day made even more attractive by a visit made by four of the most stunning lads in all of England. That’s right, Mcfly’s in town for a concert today!”

Some special effects of applause and cheering played and Haley clapped along with the radio.
“To celebrate the occasion, we’re playing Mcfly songs every hour today. And now that it’s 5:00 AM-”
“whoa, when did that happen” Haley said
“-here’s song number one by Mcfly, ‘Five Colors In Her Hair’”

The opening cords to the song started to play and Haley instantly started to bob her head to the music, nearly stabbing herself in the throat with her toothbrush. Whenever the boys started to sing the chorus, she’d sing right along, shaking her own multi-colored hair. As the song drew to a close, the voices of Mclfy dimmed, the radio host’s grew louder, and Haley resumed the brushing of her teeth.

“that was Mcfly’s ‘Five Colors In Her Hair’ and you can hear that song and more tonight if you win our ticket giveaway. Just call us at 1-858-097-6875 now to win front row tickets and back stage passes. Phone lines are open, so start dialling…”

The host went on to announce a song by another artist but Haley wasn’t even paying attention anymore, she’d zoned out right after they’d announced the ticket giveaway. There was something about the mention of tickets that bothered her, and with a sinking feeling in the pit of her stomach, Haley realized what it was.

“oh my god” she murmured, letting the tooth brush that had been in her mouth fell from her lips unchecked.
“oh my god” she repeated, clutching the sides of the sink and staring blankly at the mirror hanging over the sink

OKAY A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GETTING CONFUSED HERE SO LET ME CLEAR THE AIR. IT’LL BE A COUPLE OF EPISODES BEFORE I ACTUALLY POST THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THE SEASON, THE VIDEO WAS JUST A HEAD’S UP.

song featured in this video: Five Colors In Her Hair by Mclfy

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